Mega Masthi [ Total Entertainment ]

Jack & Jill went up da hill
2 have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot da pill
and now they have a son.



Old mother Hubbard
went 2 d cupboard
2 fetch d poor dog a bone.
but when she bent over
Rover took over &
gave her a bone of his own!



Mary had a little lamb
its coat was full of fleas
and what more is that the little cunt
had foot and mouth disease



little miss druggy
sat in her buggy
smoking an ounce of weed
along cam a spider
skinned up beside her
and sold her a kilo of speed



little jack horner sat in his corner
licking his girlfriend dry.
he stuck in his tongue-licked out some cum
and said fuck this is better than pie.



Hickory dickory dock.
dis bitch woz suckin me cock.
da clock struck 2 i dumped me goo
& dropped her at da end of da block!



Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in da backyard.
wen she took her panties off
his wooly dick got hard!



Peter Peter Pumpkin eater.
had a wife & liked to beat her.
smacked her twice around da head.
F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!



Mirror Mirror on the wall.
Whos the fairest of them all?
The mirror laughed Den
made a grunt-
It sure aint u.
u ugly cunt



Mary had a little lamb
& tied it to a pylon
a 1000 volts shot up its ass
&turned it into nylon